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I'm Lisa Hall and I'm 19. How does one sum up almost two decades of life within a short paragraph?
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basedpidgeot:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

5:53 pm  318,879 notes

“It may take courage to hunt on the back of a lion, but it takes sense to know when to run away.”

— David Attenborough

4:01 pm  7 notes

A BRIEF SUMMARY AS TO WHY I THINK THE ACANTHOPLUS DISCOIDALIS (AKA THE ARMOURED GROUND CRICKET) IS CRAZY AS HECK

I COULDN’T RESIST SHARING WHAT I’VE LEARNED ABOUT THIS SOUTH AFRICAN NIGHTMARE SO JUST SIT BACK AND APPRECIATE HOW AWESOME THIS INSECT IS, JUST LOOK AT THIS GUY’S BOD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

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  • These fat-bodied dudes look MEAN AS HELL and can grow up to approximately 5cm in size
  • The thorax and legs are covered in sharp spines AND THEY HAVE REALLY STRONG JAWS FOR BITING
  • They regurgitate food they have just eaten to deter predators (YES THEY LITERALLY VOMIT UP THEIR LAST MEAL TO PROTECT THEMSELVES)
  • Another of their defence mechanisms is to secrete their toxic, foul-smelling, pale green blood through gaps in their body (HELL no)
  • WHICH BRINGS ME ONTO MY NEXT POINT: after they spray their blood, these guys are pretty thorough in cleaning up… BECAUSE THE SMELL OF THEIR BLOOD MIGHT ATTRACT MORE ARMOURED GROUND CRICKETS WHO WILL TURN CANNIBALISTIC AND DEVOUR IT
  • IMAGINE HAVING TO HASTILY CONCEAL ANY INJURY THAT DREW BLOOD IN CASE A LOAD OF RAVENOUS PEOPLE HUNTED YOU DOWN AND ATE YOU
  • WHEN DEPRIVED OF PROTEIN AND SALT, THEY TURN CANNIBALISTIC
  • JESUS CHRIST
  • CANNIBAL CRICKETS

In conclusion: this is one hardcore motherfucker

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9:22 pm  5 notes

Happy Earth Day!

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leisureartsintern:

allofthemaking:

knittingconfessions:

Submitted by feathertwist

Yep!

the “time out” bag lol

HAHAHA YES

5:52 pm  162 notes

leisureartsintern:

allofthemaking:

knittingconfessions:

Submitted by feathertwist

Yep!

the “time out” bag lol

HAHAHA YES

compasswaters:

100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you

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@spicyjimmy: “did you know Stand by Me is on Netflix?” NO AND YOU’VE ONLY JUST TOLD ME!?!? FAVE #StandByMe #films #movies #Netflix

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@spicyjimmy: “did you know Stand by Me is on Netflix?” NO AND YOU’VE ONLY JUST TOLD ME!?!? FAVE #StandByMe #films #movies #Netflix

Walked past the front of my house and my cat’s just like ‘yo waddup dw about the blinds’ ✋😐 #nofucksgiven #cats #accidentalselfie

11:59 am

Walked past the front of my house and my cat’s just like ‘yo waddup dw about the blinds’ ✋😐 #nofucksgiven #cats #accidentalselfie

Tidied up my knitting tub yesterday, looks so pretty 🐑 #wool #knitting #crafts

9:04 am  2 notes

Tidied up my knitting tub yesterday, looks so pretty 🐑 #wool #knitting #crafts

Yes YES yes YEs yeeeeassyhhgkgf NEVER THOUGHT I’D GET TO SEE HIM AGAIN 🙌💙 #BryanAdams

5:43 pm  1 note

Yes YES yes YEs yeeeeassyhhgkgf NEVER THOUGHT I’D GET TO SEE HIM AGAIN 🙌💙 #BryanAdams

11:46 am  68,030 notes

rustyryan11:

Brad Pitt in 1994

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fromunderthecorkwentz:

pete is that u

11:17 am  2,494 notes

fromunderthecorkwentz:

pete is that u

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paintdeath:

"I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?"
Trainspotting (1996)

10:49 am  5,452 notes

paintdeath:

"I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?"

Trainspotting (1996)

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